LANA DEL RAY’s Born To Die – Lyrics reimagined as if she was singing about her love for Leatherface from Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Not too much of a stretch as all her songs are about submissive women to troubled men…

Feet don’t fail me now
Take me to the finish line
You are chasing me with a big chainsaw,
The Leatherface I adore
Pursues me from behind.

Walking through an empty house
Is it by mistake or design?
I feel so alone with your cannibal clan
Don’t let them gobble me, tell them it is not fine
Cos I’m your girlfriend honey

Don’t make me sad, don’t make me cry
Sometimes love is not enough and the road gets tough
I don’t know why
Kill all my friends,
Make human pie
The road is long, we carry on
Try to have fun in the meantime

Come and take a walk on the wild side
Let me kiss you hard in the pouring rain
You like your girls insane
Choose your last kill
This is the last time
Cause you and I, we were born to die