Dee and Roo regard themselves as dating experts. In their first episode they do a live demonstration on ‘How to tell if he’s your boyfriend yet’ with the unsuspecting guy Roo has been seeing. It doesn’t quite go to plan…
Play it cool, don’t let on you like them yadayada. Such good advice, so hard to follow…
I have a confession. Having to buy a phone or laptop or anything like that TERRIFIES ME. Because once I’m cornered by a Salesman I am powerless to resist, and will buy ANYTHING he is selling me…
Vlogging; all the young folk are doing it nowadays. But what about us in our late twenties who missed the boat on being technical whizz kids? Well its never to late, so I thought I would give this vlogging business a bash…
Have you ever been scammed? You must have. No? Ever thought you’d made a really good deal only to find out it’s quite the opposite? Or worse still, have a vague inkling that something isn’t right, that you may be part of a con, but in the face of smiling, cajoling strangers you find yourself going along with it anyway?
This is one of the themes of our show Fall Girl (currently showing at the Gilded Balloon at 1.45). We arrived into Edinburgh a few days ago and in the lead up to the show have been asking people round the city to share with us times when they have been scammed. Lots of people have been scammed. Some people haven’t but I am convinced THEY ARE HIDING SOMETHING.
I would like to tell you I am an utterly original writer and the idea of falling for a con is complete fiction because I am a terribly savvy, street-wise kind of lady, but this would be a fib of epic proportions. But they do say write what you know, and sadly, this I know.
I’ve been ‘had’ often, and I come from a large family and together we are one big gullible target. My sister, who emailed all her bank details when ‘her bank’ emailed her it would be shut down if she didn’t, my mum who ended paying a fortune to have her drive tarmacked by a stranger who was ‘just passing’. Or my cousin who lost his phone and was overjoyed when someone answered it.
“Thank god!” he said, “I thought it had been stolen! Can I meet you to get it?”
“Well,” said the man on the other end, “I’m going away but if you ring me in 2 weeks, I’ll give it to you then.”
In 2 weeks my cousin rang but couldn’t get through. I’ll leave it a few days he thought. A friend told him this was a bad idea so he rang his phone company. He had been hit with a £8,000 phone bill and the phone company refused to cover any of it because who could be that gullible?
I would like to share more about my family’s tragic propensity for getting scammed but I can’t for legal reasons.
And me? Well some of it has seeped into the show. When I was 18 I got ‘scouted’. Yes! I thought! I may be only 5’5 and a little chubby but perhaps I am ‘that face!’ They took my photo and said they’d get in touch if head office approved. A few weeks later Head office approved! Yes!
“Do you want to be a model?” the guy said over the phone.
“No” I admitted, “but I do want to be an actress” (so he didn’t feel bad)
“That’s great! Tons of models go into acting!”
“All you have to do is pay the modelling costs but you’ll get it back as soon as you get your first job no probs”
“Rosie, listen to me, are you the kind of gal who never likes to try anything new? As an actress, you have to be willing to jump into things, be spontaneous am I right? Or am I right?”
I lost £300. They never called again.
Fall Girl is showing at the Gilded Balloon until August 25th at 1.45pm
Comedy music video for Fall Girl.
A comedy musical about getting scammed and getting gumption.
Hayley is desperate. She keeps getting scammed. Plus the voice in her head is a girl with a guitar who turns her failings into rhyming couplets.
for more information on the show go to http://www.fallgirl.co.uk/
Beautiful Music video for Tim Lacy’s track, “Call from Rome” by Aimie Nolan. Starring me and Jame Corely.
Here is a sitcom pilot I am in written and directed by Will Hall – Smith. I play Emily.
Gradulthood is the new sitcom from writer/director Will Hall-Smith. The series follows a group of unemployed university graduates as they struggle to find work in London. Unlike most people in their position, Tom, Owen, Emily and Ralph can’t blame the recession. They are simply too rude, arrogant and narcissistic for entry level jobs. With nothing but time on their hands, the group fill their days with a series of unsuccessful projects, get-rich-quick schemes and pathetic attempts to get laid.